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War hero

that one friend who will not go quietly into the night. who is not an expendable asset no matter how much of a nuisance he or she might be.

roger: can you come to my house again. we are grilling again.

doger: yea

roger: we have to some our chores first and shovel some dog shit in my kennels

doger: ok. what should i bring for dinner.

roger: just some chicken or bratts. the kids get so excited when you come.

doger: (in his own mind: what???). Okay be right over.

roger's wife: is he coming again ? this unwanted friend of ours??

doger: do not speak about my friend that way. he is a war hero from work. they drew first blood. be nice to him.

by batman_d1 March 25, 2012

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Anti-Hero

An Anti-Hero is a hero who does bad things to achieve a good and respectable goal.

Scar was a real Anti-Hero.

by Pen Name = Pseudonym December 25, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Gym-Hero

That person next to you at the gym that is so over the top extra. Can’t just do a normal exercise but instead has to play the β€œhero” so that everyone else in class knows they are the best. Signs you are a β€œgym hero”: 1. You always pull the heaviest weights and then throw them on the ground so people hear the thud, 2. You incorporated push-up in with every standard exercises as a way to show off and 3. You do something really abnormal like run at the fasters speeds at the highest inclines on the treadmill to attract attention and praise.

Studies have shown that calling out this behavior to said β€œgym hero” only amplifies their desire to strut their stuff. Authorities on the matter suggest you try your best to ignore it.

Did you see so-and-so add a clap to their pushups today, (heavy eye roll) who does he think he is, some sort of gym-hero?

by Motrukn March 1, 2021

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hero up

Rise to the challenge, and act like a hero.

Someone's gotta go get more beer, who's going to hero up?

by gochachick March 10, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Youtube Hero

Someone devoid of actual training or expertise on a given subject, but watches Youtube all day so that they may interject fake expertise. Often they will watch what you are working on, run inside to watch a Youtube video, and then come out and try to act like they know about the subject. This often leads to improper use of words of phrases they know nothing about to look "cool" and knowledgeable.

These types are easily distinguished from the true "professionals" because they lack full understanding of the subject, practice improper use of the subject matter, and often run back and forth to the computer, and sometimes even bring it with them to "watch" and work.

Be sure to protect yourself from Youtube Hero's because they will likely mess up whatever they are working on and you will be caught holding the bill. They can be found in many areas but tend to favor Electronics, Computers, Car Audio, and Automotive Repair.

Nick was busy trying to get his stereo wired up yesterday when his room-mate came out trying to be a Youtube Hero. He heard us debating over which way would sound best and came out there and began talking out of his ass. We called him out and made him feel like a real dumb-ass. It's a good thing Nick didn't listen to him, because his amp would be toast right now.

by Hackowell May 21, 2014

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


guitar hero

the worst thing to happen to pop culture since menudo.

guitar hero sucks!!!

by kewl dude February 12, 2007

69πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


guitar hero

1. A game that bad guitarists get good at to feel like they have achieved something in the world of guitar, (normally posted on video hosting websites by annoying little kids).

2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.


Real guitarist#1: Hey John did you nail "through the fire and flames" last night!?

Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.

Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!

Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...

Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.

by dave3190 July 11, 2008

10πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž