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1. A phrase said by shipmen when they sight land.
2. A prostitute that is not at sea.
1. Thar be land! Land ho!
2. She's such a land ho.
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A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.
My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"
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A point scale to measure ones sexual experience.
Determined by the following:
For each person you have "been" with, you receive ONE of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)
Kiss: 1 point
Roaming hands: 2 points
Oral sex, hand job/fingering: 3 points
Sex: 4 points
Anything kinky, anal, etc.: 5 points
Nicki kissed Jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. They never saw each other again.
1 point
Nicki and Marshal got handsy on the couch. This was the farthest they ever got.
2 points
Nicki let her teacher Mr. Simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points
Nicki gave Stewart head in the childrens museum. This was the extent of their relationship.
3 points
Nicki lost her virginity to Walter.
4 points
Nicki lost it again to Scooter..
4 points
And again to Ralphie.
4 points
Aaaaaand again to Matthias.
4 points
And then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of Continental flight 415, in the cockpit.
5 points
Nicki and Rashad got it on on his dad's tractor... with whipped cream and bondage. This was the farthest Rashad let them go.
5 points
Nicki is a ho. She has 35 ho points.
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A phone primarily used for calling, texting, instant mesaaging, facebooking and all other electronic communications with potential sex partners. The Ho Phone such as a smart phone enables someone to be a Ho through phone, internet or text.
Mykal uses his Ho Phone all day long to chat on manhunt.com, facebook, yahoo messneger and text dudes he wants to get it on with.
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A woman who frequents warehouse parties and gives up the pussy often in or out of the warehouse.
Damn look at kelly there she goes, she really is a big warehouse ho
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Someone who dresses like a ho but won’t put out
Guy 1 – That is the shortest skirt I have ever seen, she must be easy
Guy 2 – Don’t bother trying...she’s a faux ho
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A newly discovered disease, most commonly found developing amongst women. A woman will develop several emotions all at once or go through each emotion in a matter of 4 minutes from dealing with a dirty ho.
Known causes:
1. Dealing with a ho.
2. Trying to understand a ho.
3. Waiting for a ho.
4. Communication with a ho.
5. Being involved with a ho.
Known Symptoms: Happy, Sadness, Agitation, Worried, Anxiety, Pissed Off, Confused, Crazy, Crying, and IDGAF.
Girl, it's just a bad case of Ho-itis.
Do you feel sad, angry, happy, crazy, or confused? Then you could be dealing with a dirty ho. Doctors suggest to dump this ho immediately before Ho-itis infects you!
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