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Landed Immigrant

A landed immigrant is a permanent resident which has not been granted citizenship of the country they have moved to yet, not an illegal immigrant, one that can work legally.

Not allowed to vote or join the armed forces higher than a certain rank, also not allowed represent the country they moved to.

That guy is a landed immigrant

I love landed immigrants

Im not Canadian, im a landed immigrant

by English Jon in Canada 2 November 17, 2008


Moon Landing

A form of prank executed in male locker rooms where one individual, while they have their bare ass out, jumps and tries to land their ass as high as they can on the unsuspecting individual. Bonus points awarded for making it to their head, but points subtracted if said person is of a shorter stature.

Jake: Damn, Bryan hit me with a moon landing on my head earlier in the locker room today.
Chris: Yeah, but you're like 5'8 so that's not really all that impressive.

by Doctor Shroinkenberg April 28, 2021


Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.

Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."

by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 8, 2020


Landing strip

An unusual long strip between the ass and balls or vagina to ass. Used in junction with Airport.

I checked out her airport and the landing strip was clear.

by STDfree December 9, 2017


Gator Land

Florida.

Gator Land is a scary place.

by ImToadY May 8, 2021


Penis Land

A beautiful splendor of titmouses, cocks, and others.

Penis Land is beautiful as a splendor of titmouses, cocks, and other birds.

by guymcguyperson January 30, 2021


land bombs

Combination of land mine and bomb. Often used to described used, snotty tissues found in the near vicinity of garbage can on floor.

Coel, for fuck sakes pick your land bombs. Gross.

by chiaturtle April 3, 2014