Frick Meat

Frick Meat is a type of seasoned beef so good it makes you orgasm in your mouth.

Hey Bob, have you ever tried Frick Meat? Yeah Sam, I tried your dads last night.

meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer

Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.

"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."

Meat Mask

A meat mask is when a female streches a males scrotum over her face and pretends it is a mask

Hey you look cute, can I give you a meat mask?

meat jun

An extremely floppy giant brown labia with overlay of unknown yellow substance.

Normally found on whores and is caused by litterally using and abusing the shit out of the vagina. Yellow batter like substance not the teri beef vagina lips is likely residue cum or a yeast infection.

Origin:Island of lanai

Man 1: That bitch looks fine!

Man 2: Nah man I fucked her and her pussy was so gross.

Man 1: why?

Man 2: It looked like meat jun and smelled like Kim Chee!

Man 1: oh she's a Korean whore!

Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.

Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!

Meat mail

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.

I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail