Random
Source Code
Random
When a stadium or an arena allocates (and reserves) seats in direct proportion to the demographic composition of a given region.
80,000 seats. 25% Far Eastern composition in let's say Cleveland, Ohio. 20,000 seats allocated to people who originate from the Far East based on Affirmative Action Seating.
8👍 8👎
When a person has one headphone in and one headphone out, trying to provoke someone to listen to the music with them.
Tim: Yo this is such a great song....
Eric: Open seat?
1👍 8👎
to be unsuccessful, usually in a competitive endeavor; to lose, often under unfortunate or exasperating circumstances.
Al Gore got half a million more popular votes than George W. Bush in the 2000 election, but since Bush won more electoral votes that sent Bush to the White House and left Gore to sniff a bicycle seat.
7👍 11👎
when two men sit shoulder to shoulder right next to each other facing in opposite directions masturbate each other. The fact that eye contact is not made makes this move not gay.
Stephen and I did the "albanian love seat last night."
19👍 40👎
During anal sex you grab your woman's arms and drive her around like a truck. Make sure you don't turn too hard or she wiil bend you in half.
Timmy: Dude! I was totally back seat driving your mom yesterday!
Jimmy: SWEEEEEEET! ME TOO!
Anonymous: I love to back seat drive.
6👍 9👎
A Guy who when he gets in your car the first thing he does if sniff the back seat for pussy juice cause he nows u tapped the old ladys ass last night .
Damm , Dude Quit back seat sniffing .
13👍 28👎
When you are driving and eating and a condiment I.E. mustard, ketchup, bbq sauce falls from whatever you are eating and lands on the seat belt as opposed to your shirt. Thus resulting in a still clean shirt and not ruining your day.
" I was on my way to an interview an I was eating a burger and totally had a seat belt save so I luckily didn't have a stain on my shirt."
2👍 2👎