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When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
Mcguffin of the film of the same name.
I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?
An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.
I need a sword husband like Aragorn.
Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.
If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.
When a man's penis is covered in blood
Last night, she said it didn't matter and gave me a tarnished sword
A transgender woman who enjoys sexually dominating people who identify as being Queen of Swords (or Queens of the Sword if you want to make it sound fancy) using her massive girldick. Despite being called a king this is not denoting someone of the male gender, simply someone who takes a cucking role in this dynamic.
See also:
Jack of Swords
Hotwife: I finally found a King of Swords to destroy my pussy with her thick, soft girl cock! Isn't that great honey?
Cuck: Mhmmm, can I please watch? I promise I'll donate to the Trevor Project after I'm done like a good little ally.
When you doggy-style someone you yell "look a man" when she gets distracted you poke her with your dick on her forehead then stick a sword through her throat. Meanwhile she's deepthroating the sword you call her mother and ask for spanking and $21.
oh man, wanna go to the cinnema? I can use my money that i got while doing the Swords-man.