A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.
"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."
"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."
"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."
"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."
"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"
frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.
Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught
I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.
Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web
Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.
the web browser Safari in french.
I searched le' Safari e' Web all day long and i couldn't find google.com!
The Walnut Web at Walnut Hill School for the Arts is a long dark chain of hookups that once you enter you can never leave and makes you spit sisters with basically the whole campus
Did you hook up with Kieran last night?? Yep. Congrats you’ve entered the walnut web
Exposed and humiliated on every possible form of social media.
Bob got web shamed when he got drunk and peed himself.