Hand Stuff

sexual pleasure by means of a person's hands and fingers; umbrella term for 'hand job', 'pussy fingering', 'ass fingering', and even 'fisting'

Guy: Fine, you won't do mouth stuff, how about some hand stuff?
Girl: You are such an idiot.
Guy: An idiot with the biggest donger you've ever seen, now rub one out for me!

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Hands Up

Hands Up can mean many things.

1. Hands Up is the common term used for officers with weaponry when a crime is committing, they aim the weapon at the criminal and usually shout "Hands Up"
2. Hands Up is a type of Dance/Techno in the music genre, usually around 135 to 150 bpm. It has a kick to bass style and is usually repetitive, every 16-beats has a stage up. See Dancecore

1. The police sees the criminal, They aim their weapon at the criminal and shout "Hands Up! This is the police!"
2. Woah, This tune...It makes me wanna dance! ~ That would be the Kick'n'Bass workin' in the Hands Up genre.

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hand

your penis's best friend
an alternitave vagina

Brent-"hey, how was your exam"
Me-"brutal, i stuck my hand in my pants and started itching my penis, and the teacher saw and took my test away"
Brent-"that sucks"
Me-"well, atleast i came!"

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Hand Hug

A Hand Hug is a unique expression of love. It's different from a regular hug because it just involves using your hand. You can give a Hand Hug to your friends, co-workers, peers, or anyone who has a hand. Hand Hugs cheer up people's days and allow you to connect with them.

You look like your having a bad day, here's a Hand Hug!

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hand grenades

A shot of liquor or booze

i got knocked up by a hand grenade in 'Nawlins

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hand tossed

Masturbation. Also a tasty option at Pizza Hut.

Did you get any last night? Yep,hand tossed.

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squirrel handed

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

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