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When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.
"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."
The exhaust from a good pounding that vibrates the testicles so hard I can be fell for miles like a california earthquake
Chad's testicles were almost blown off over after the massive thunder queef nut shaker that came from lindsey's spasm chasm.
When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)
“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome
“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark
Its when you fuck someone so hard, that the impact of your bodies against each others makes a loud thunderous sound
Timmy: Suzy and I thunder banged last night and the neighbors got freaked out, they thought there was a storm coming.
Ben: THAT LOUD NOISE WAS YOU TWO?
When a girl queefs while getting fucked.
That bitch I fucked last night had a thunder cunt.
A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.
I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.