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Many believe that he is just a director for 14 year old slaves to the emo fad, but he is the greatest director ever and the sole person that inspired me to become a filmmaker.
Tim Burton - the greatest filmmaker ever
stupid emo kid: Oh my god, I love Nightmare Before Christmas. I have Jack Skellington bracelets. Blah blah blah. Fag fag fag.
Real fan: Shut the fuck up and get a life! Many believe that he is just a director for 14 year old slaves to the emo fad, but he is the greatest director ever and the sole person that inspired me to become a filmmaker.
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undoubtedly the best director there ever has been and ever will be. his films are the coolest
isnt it great that tim burtons directing charlie and the chocolate factory?
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1) an inspiration to many who aspire to be directors. He makes many think "Holy shit! I could make a way better movie than this guy!"
2) The act of making a shitty movie with an overrated actor who is liked by a bunch of confused 14 year-olds.
3) A sellout who is only popular in "Hot-Topic" culture.
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A:Have you seen Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
B:The one with Gene Wilder?
A:No, the one directed by Tim Burton, you know, the one where Johnny Depp looks like Michael Jacson.
B: Fuck that, man! I'd rather give up my left testicle than waste $7 and 2 horus of my life to see that movie.
A: Yeah, I think that Hellen Keller could've made a better movie than him.
2) Hey Johnny, It's Tim. I'm going to make a movie about a bunch of stupid ass characters made out of clay.
Tim, that ship has sailed. Can we do a pirate movie together?
No, not until you give me anal again.
Okay. Gimme the script.
3) Confused Goth Girl: OMFG!!!! I love Tim Buron so much. I practically worship Johnny Depp! I would give my soul to see him and I want to have his babies. I am confused about my sexuality, but I know I love Johnny Depp!
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Rockstar video-gaming journalist in the service of insertcredit.com. Most notable for his essays on the state of modern gaming journalism, and in defense of the artisistic merits of Metal Gear Solid 2.
"Dreams mix the real, and the unreal. Dreams mix whatever is in our minds. We can drift off to sleep in a recliner while half-reading the Lord of the Rings and half-listening to the NBC nightly news. Tom Brokaw can be talking about a hostage situation in Israel one second, and a breakthrough in health care the next. We can fall asleep, and hear his voice say: 'Ninjas officially kidnapped the president at six o’clock this morning.' That happened to me, once."
- Excerpt from "dreaming in an empty room (a defense of Metal Gear Solid 2)" by Tim Rogers
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The act if going home with a girl only to find out that her roomeate is hotter. After coming up with a plan to leave the premises and the date, you find a way to sneak back into the house to hook up with the said hot roomate.
I had a great night, I went home with Mary, but her roomate Angel and decided it was a perfect time to pull the Sneaky Tim.
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When composer of lackluster New Age music begins to go out of fashion, said composer turns to Christian music to revivify career. See also John Tesh.
John Tesh and Tim Janis? New Age to Old Age...
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An ok director who displays some turd-like characteristics. As can be seen in his craptacular remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Tim Burton has made a large selection of shitty movies along with a couple of good ones.
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