faced of time

Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.

A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.

B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....

A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!

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FIRST TIME

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don't know how, I tried my best
I started placing my hands on her breasts
When I did it, I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came
At last I was finished, it's all over now
My first time ever,
At milking a COW !

I bet when you read this you thought I was going to make it a first time sex story. It's cute though huh?

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time is money

IN BRIEF: Time is valuable.

Time is money. Money is also.

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bonjo time

The time of bonjo. Also know as booty Larry.

Mitch Hutchinson has a bonjo time.

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fabricator time

Being overly optimistic about the timeline of a project, generally terrible with communicating never-ending delays in work.

He said it would only take a week to get me those parts, its been almost two months now, he must be working on fabricator time.

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Story time

Some cringe ass shit you will find in all or some TikTok videos

*post vid of getting sturdy random goofy in the comments “story time?”

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stamena time

a period where every just goes crazy and starts to dance macedonian oros. these periods may be alarming for any kengurri.

*music starts playing*
me: OMG ANDREW YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!
both: STAMENA TIME!!
*run to dance floor to dance.

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