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When u queef during your period and blood comes out.
It was that time of the month again, i wanted sex but i got a tomato queef.
When an asian butt fucks a girl that is on her period and she explodes out of the front butt.
A asian butt fucked a girl when she was on her period and she explode. It qas like a orange tomato.
To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.
"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"
"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.
Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.
Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u
The best ship even above tomato X Edm
If you ship tomato X Edm you probably wash your face with hand soap
Tomato X isashar is the best ship ever
The act of anal fisting, when you get too vigorous and get blood on your wrist.
Me and my girlfriend were sick of the front bum so we got nasty with the poo shoot and I ended up with a tomato bracelet!
A toilet bowl filled with period blood after a woman has had their period without a tampon
Wow did you just have a bowl of tomatoes