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To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.
"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"
"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.
When you forcefully peel off the foreskin of a ginger boy while he is awake.
Did you hear about jayden? The kinky bastard said he cant wait till he gets his Circumsized tomatoes.
Bob is a bright red tomato. He has a short green stem and small green leaves sprouting out from the top of his head. His face consists of two egg-shaped eyes with black pupils and light red eyelids, an almost perfectly round nose (the same shade as his eyelids), and a flat, simple, cartoony mouth. Initially, Bob was a wider looking tomato and was more angular in shape. But as time went on, Bob lost that width, becoming almost perfectly round. Bob's leaves also originally looked more abstract, but eventually became more realistic around 1999-2000.
Person 1: Bob the Tomato is trash
Person 2: No u
When an asian butt fucks a girl that is on her period and she explodes out of the front butt.
A asian butt fucked a girl when she was on her period and she explode. It qas like a orange tomato.
Wtf are you taking about, that's Nonsense in Tomato juice
Eating a girl out on her period
Hey babe, I’m not afraid to get down and tomato munch. You in?
God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?
Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."