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When you make a pint of ‘Dark and Stormy’ but you use Crabbies instead of ginger beer. So, 2x shots spiced or dark rum and top the pint off with Crabbies.
Last night Jim drank 4 Turbo Crabbies....lad got mortal
Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name Houghton, who is and can be grumpy, Sandy and neg 110% of the time.
George - Elise how are you today my dear ?
Elise - GO AWAY ?!@?!?@@@?!!
George - Elise it’s a beautiful day outside and the sun is shining.
Elise - GO AWAY WAY ?@!@?!(!,@!”!@?@!
George - Elise what’s up ?
Elise - ……..?@)@£&,& k?@))@,&!
George - Elise your such a Turbo Grump!
The Crowd - loud round of applause!
Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name of Houghton who is and can me monumentally grumpy and Sandy 110% of the time even when the world around them is positive.
George - Elise how are you today ?
Elise - go away &?@?!@?@ !
George - but the day is beautiful!
Elise - go away zhcifnrxjahwbxh!
George - Elise positivity is key to a happy and fruitful life.
Elise - ……………
George - your such a turbo grump
Somebody who is unusually and over representative obsessed with nerd media and culture to an unhealthy degree, e.g. Birdie
Man, you like DnD AND Minecraft? You're a total Turbo Nerd.
bro should seriously watch sssniperwolf
DJ loves turbo is 20 years old rn
A person lacking in social ability who excels in the studies of douchebaggery.
Can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.
Tyghe is a real ass clown. That jigaboo is always "turbo-cocking" around.
When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.
Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'