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Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name of Houghton who is and can me monumentally grumpy and Sandy 110% of the time even when the world around them is positive.
George - Elise how are you today ?
Elise - go away &?@?!@?@ !
George - but the day is beautiful!
Elise - go away zhcifnrxjahwbxh!
George - Elise positivity is key to a happy and fruitful life.
Elise - ……………
George - your such a turbo grump
Somebody who is unusually and over representative obsessed with nerd media and culture to an unhealthy degree, e.g. Birdie
Man, you like DnD AND Minecraft? You're a total Turbo Nerd.
a person that is too big of a cunt to be called a twin-turbo cunt
Donald trump! You fucking quad-turbo cunt
A person lacking in social ability who excels in the studies of douchebaggery.
Can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun.
Tyghe is a real ass clown. That jigaboo is always "turbo-cocking" around.
A mode in the Opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. Strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay... if that's what you want.
Firefox: I am the most efficient web browser!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.
Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!
Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch
10 seconds later
Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.
Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!
Turbo Banging (verb): The act of having sexual relations with someone in a rough and turbocharged manor. Getting fired up and expelling all your energy into repeated hard thrusts.
"I turbo banged Meghan so hard last night she wont walk straight for a week!"
"Turbo banging is how I roll'
When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.
The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.