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An ugly rummy is when a man is receiving a blow-job from a drunk partner and during deepthroating the partner gags and throws up. The puke adds a warm sensation as the fellatio continues.
Spring break in cancun is a perfect place to get an ugly rummy.
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Those shades that guys where to hide there ugly mother fucking faces, but they have a rockin' body & huge cock. Even though they have some ugly face, we still fuck them, we'll just turn the lights off!
"EWWW. did you see that bitch with the ugly blockers?"
"Yeah, but his ass was tight!"
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1. n. Someone who is so damn ugly, that you have no words to describe them other than using a non-existent word such as fug, which sounds nice with ugly.
2. adj. Describing a person who is a fug ugly.
Notes: Not to be confused with "fuckin' ugly".
Fugly is also an acceptable synonym.
As a noun:
1. Meet my friend, Allan Fu, more commonly known as fugly or fug ugly.
As an adjective:
2. I just saved you the cost of prescription glasses by not posting a picture of my fug ugly friend.
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Mysterious and deformed (possibly inbred) human-like creatures that live deep in the forest/mountainous regions of Strafford NH. Legend tells that they seek pleasure in capturing, having sex with, and eating their prey regardless of who/what it happens to be.
Don't go camping in a small group, you wouldn't want to get raped by those Strafford Uglies.
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That Bull's player Joakim Noah has a super model mother, how is he such an ugly motherfucker?
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Say this in england and they will murder you by introducing their penis up through your asshole
Person 1: You ugly cunt!
Person 2: I'm gonna but fuck you!
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ugly betty is betty suareza first generation hispanic in new York City. She manages a clash of cultures in a situation comedy adapted from the telenova "betty la fea" with executive producer Salma Hayek which reached audiences in more than 80 million households avross the globe.
The most unattractive star of ABC this year is Ugly Betty who reveals her education and desire without taking off her clothes.
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