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Urban Dictionary

Website in which people who place definitions are required to be waited on for approval.

Person 1: Do you have an Urban Dictionary account?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?

Person 1: Well.

by Aridity July 12, 2017


Urban dictionary

A place where no one votes for my definitions

Fuck shit you bastards let this in to urban dictionary

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018


Urban Dictionary

why are u even searching it up....? You're literally LOOKING AT IT.

Man 1: What does coochie mean?
Man 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Joshua Joestar (MvN) October 11, 2021


urban dictionary

it's written by you, although 90% of it is filled with sexual dumb crap.

urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.

by average boi October 31, 2022


Urban Chicken

A fowl brought up in the streets of an urban region of the United States, usually associated with a gang of other urban chickens. Caution: These foul can be extremely deadly if approached or attempted to be eaten. If you are attached or marked then you will become "tagged" as one of them forever. Beware!

George: I was walkin' home last night from the train station and came up on a gang of Urban Chickens! I tried to dodge them, but they already saw me and chased me down and pecked their gang sign into my forehead.

Steve: Wow George, I can see the mark on your forehead, it looks like it says UCFL.

George: Yeah, they said it means Urban Chicken For Life and that I am not one of them.

by G Daddy 2008 March 17, 2009


Urban Blacksmith

A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.

Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.

Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?

by DavidSights March 21, 2012


Urban Graveyard

When you realize that almost half of the definitions on this page are written by people for 2 decades without logging in or even more in the time period in which you are reading this definition.

"UD user douchybag defines Urban Graveyard"

"Disappears as the decades go on"

"Well, it seems that now it is part of the history of the Urban Graveyard"

by douchybag January 14, 2023