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a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar
friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"
Valentine is a name that exists even if Valentin get all the attention.
So she is very charming, a well-living person, really enthusiastic, she cares a lot about how peoples feels. She loves adventures, and spending time with friends.
Valentine don't necessarily need a Valentin.
the name of the sexiest shin luvr out there, sexy and NOT fat
Valentine is so hot
Valentine is the name given to people with the highest IQ in the world. When a Valentine eats chickpeas, she develops psychic powers.
Valentine is a name
The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.
Jag off : Valentine is so hot
Horte: I know right! She’s so pussypop slay queen
The loveliest man you’ll ever meet is a Valentine.
Valentine’s are always real sensitive (not in the tedious way; about what upsets/bothers you) and considers just about anything you tell him.
He’s perfect at. Well. Everything and anything, but will straight-up deny it. Sometimes it feels like he’d hurdle you off a cliff, if it was you or confessing he’s really amazing as you put.
He’s also really. Really. Really pretty. Like, it’s not even fair. And he’s also got a cool sense of fashion.
Person I: Did you SEE that guy?
Person II: Yeah, I did. Looks nice.
Person I: Eugh, his clothes were tacky. Such a Valentine.