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van note

A girl with a biiiiggg vageeeen

Ali VonBecker is such a ho. I heard she has a stinky
Van Note

by Charles Schwab September 26, 2007


Van-Derveld

Clan/house/family Van-Derveld, a cadre of evil-doing werewolves. Use the darkside of the Force. Rumoured (I stress the rumour part of this) to be inbred.

You're almost as bad as those diabolical Van-Dervelds!

by tehwofl October 03, 2003


van shield

When you use a van as a shield to protect you from oncoming traffic as you pull out onto a roundabout.

Guy #1: Woah, man! What are you doing, you can't see because of that van!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!

by Nottel Inyu September 27, 2010


Stupid van

a person is stupid, and acts in a way that is stupid. Is a retired chicken but has the hair of a greek goddess. Hates showers, cause the stop gets in their eyes. Has the best friends, and has got the girl of his dreams. Even though he is stupid, none the less he is a van

"You're such a Stupid van, god!"

by Blue Skylur November 16, 2018


van bramer

an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.

Toss me the hedge trimmers Jose' I've gotta take down that van bramer.

by St. Joe November 11, 2003


Van Noy

Blustery, talkative blowhard with a yodel, chocolate and hot dog obsession. Can only be felled by blow gun darts, and can never be silenced.

Chief Wiggums, but more talkative

by Dennis Miller February 16, 2005


white vans

Shoes that the Damn Daniel guy wears.
Not to be confused with the shady kidnapping white vans.

Josh: Damn Daniel, wearing those white vans again?
Daniel: Lol yeah.

by TrashPandaz February 27, 2016