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A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.
Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"
The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia
"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."
"Don't give it to me!"
When someone you see is so basic yet so absolutely hot that they're off the stack/unique in how basic they are.
Isabella: hey my look at this photo of my friend
Fernando: oh my god. Shes like a water from walmart off the stack
Isabella: what the fuck does that even mean
A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her
Steve gave me a good Walmart balloon yesterday after work
When you go to Walmart for a few items and end up buying the whole store.
Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.
To purchase an item, use it, and then return it.
I walmarted a hammer so I could finish my project.