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When a man runs back and fourth down a line of urinals while pissing and not stopping in-between urinals. This results in washing the walls with your piss.
"Are you ok. You were in the bathroom a very long time"(said bob.) ya I was just washing the walls(replied Jim.)
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why did that prostate wash come to our high school reunion? and what's with her douchebag husband?
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When a man uses his pink sock to fuck a woman in the pussy.
When Mary saw my anus fall out, she insisted I sock wash her with it.
To spice up my love life, I fucked my boyfriend with a cucumber until his anus prolapsed, and made him sock wash me with it.
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When you take a shit and don’t wipe. Then you proceed to jump in the shower to wash your ass! The purpose is to save toilet paper in a pinch.
Last night I was hammered and had to do a monkey wash. Shit happens when you party!
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Informal slang to say you have to go take a leak.
Well, Time to wash the car.
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When your girl friend/lover sensually grazes her tongue over her lovers teeth.... Being a way of expressing her love to him or her.... A type of erotisism
"Baby window wash me in a kiss"
" babe quite window washing me"
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When a female masturbates in the bathtub.
Becky: What are your plans for the night since TJ's OT?
Tiff: Just relaxing, have to wash dishes later.
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