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The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.
George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."
It's the Alabama of the north west so to speak.
Hey have you ever been to Washington?
D.C. ?
No you idiot Washington state
Oh yeah it's more of a red state than thought to be.
The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good
"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."
Your partner pushes their excrement to the mouth of the anus, you proceed to remove the excrement from the anus inserting it onto their reproductive organ. Following this you insert yourself into the excrement spreading it around their respective orifice.
Hey John I cant come to golden corall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
Your significant pushes a turd to the mouth of the anus, you then remove the turd with your hands, inserting it into your partner's reproductive organ, after insertion you penetrate the turd spreading it around the orifice.
Hey Ben i cannot come to Golden Corrall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.
(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)
California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons