The act of touching your homies weiner and then proceed to preform fingerplay on a girl.
"jokes on you kelsey, I touched Ryans dick before fingering you. You just got a secondhand weinering."
Somebody who cries after receiving penis
That girl was a weiner weeper bro she sucked my dick then cried after.
When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead
"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"
Will you please wiener thump me?
"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"
The act of shitting diarrhea on a woman’s chest, then proceeding to titty fuck her.
Gavin: I gave brads mom a Coney Island weinering last night.
Tye: what’s that?
Gavin: it’s when you diarrhea on her chest then titty fuck her.
A term used to define a condition affecting men who live in the Chicago area. The condition is common amongst people named Brad and is considered a long term condition.
Wow Brad sure has a Slender weiner!
Look at Brad go he is a real slender weiner.
A game/competition in which the people in charge stand around talking and pretending to be productive when, in reality, they're not doing jack shit.
WTF are you guys doing? Standing around playing weiner swords?