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Pea wet is the waste product left behind by mushy peas.
Whereas Mushy Peas are mushy n thick pea wet is a poor mans equivalent and is the water thats left behind after the peas are made.
It looks the urine of somebody with a bladder or genital infection but tastes good with chips.
(or so I'm told)
It is also used as an expression for getting Finger Pie from a dubious lady, usually whilst in a drunken stupor
"Fish n chips please luv with a dash of Pea wet"
"Had a good night saturday, copped of for a bit of Pea wet."
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when taking a large shit, the water of the toilet bowl comes up and covers you're genitles and ass.
i heard my girlfriend get a wet wumba at about 12:38 a.m
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When you're enjoying anal sex and then proceed at the right moment to jizzom around the circumference of the anus, the manoeuvre is completed by violently throwing a handful of 'hundreds and thousands' into the rectal zone.
Man, I gave that girl a wet donut, now she's sucking dick for sprinkles
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Someone who is usually of the female species who has the fundamental brain of a pipe. They seem as if the only thing flowing through their brain is water
"She's such a wet pipe, she doesn't understand anything"
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The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy
Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter
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When a man urinates on to another mans head. During this process the urine drips on to the man's face causing the man to feel a major sensation and jizz for several minutes straight.
When I was over Jim's house I made a major Wet Jungle on his head. It was great!!!
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To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.
I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.
Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.
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