Pea Wet

Pea wet is the waste product left behind by mushy peas.
Whereas Mushy Peas are mushy n thick pea wet is a poor mans equivalent and is the water thats left behind after the peas are made.
It looks the urine of somebody with a bladder or genital infection but tastes good with chips.
(or so I'm told)
It is also used as an expression for getting Finger Pie from a dubious lady, usually whilst in a drunken stupor

"Fish n chips please luv with a dash of Pea wet"

"Had a good night saturday, copped of for a bit of Pea wet."

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wet wumba

when taking a large shit, the water of the toilet bowl comes up and covers you're genitles and ass.

i heard my girlfriend get a wet wumba at about 12:38 a.m

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wet tent

to have an erection in your pants then proceed to blow a load in them.

That girl was so hot that she gave me a wet tent

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Wet Walter

The act of dampening your finger and sticking it in an unexpecting victims butt crack, as you would a wet willy

Beth bent over in front of me and the opportunity presented itself so I gave her a Wet Walter

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wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.

I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.

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Wet Jungle

When a man urinates on to another mans head. During this process the urine drips on to the man's face causing the man to feel a major sensation and jizz for several minutes straight.

When I was over Jim's house I made a major Wet Jungle on his head. It was great!!!

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wet donut

When you're enjoying anal sex and then proceed at the right moment to jizzom around the circumference of the anus, the manoeuvre is completed by violently throwing a handful of 'hundreds and thousands' into the rectal zone.

Man, I gave that girl a wet donut, now she's sucking dick for sprinkles

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