playing whale

It is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect penis. You then masturbate and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it's blowhole.

Andrew - Where's Matt at today?
Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.
Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.

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whale call

A pitch-bending guitar effect used by a certain red-headed fuckface.

That was a pretty good show, but we really got whale call'd by that goddam day walker.

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Fail Whale

Extreme fail, usually said after something you strongly disapprove of.

I was so pumped to go to the party on Saturday, but Heather wasn't even there. Fail whale!

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emo whale

a fat chick that pretends to be all wiggerish and emo and goes to concerts and is really gay!!!!

:::At a concert:::
:hey im trying to get through

:ooooooo sooorrrryyyy

:move fat ass

:im so depressed!

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Whale Call

When you are out late at the bar and all the hot skinny girls have gone home. You let out the old high pitched "EEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU" and all the fat girls (whales) home in and migrate to you. Thus you pull a fatty and sex her up her on a futon.

To drunk and stupid to go home alone to your futon so lay down the whale call.

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a whale's vagina

san diago

anchorman explains how the city was named after "a whale's vagina"

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Killer Whale

It is when you rip off the filter of a cigarette and smoke it with no filter.

"i just smoked a killer whale and now i am so dizzy"

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