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Crummy Buttons is a term for disappointment in any given situation. I first heard of Crummy Buttons on the Andy Griffith Show.
You are bowling and just miss a strike, Crummy Buttons is an appropriate and clean response.
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When about to climax, you jam your finger on your tait and spray extra hard (if done successfully). Put in your sphincter for the O-ring Overdrive.
Man, last night when i fucked my bitch i tapped her turbo button and she went into overdrive!
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Poking someone in the belly button.
"Ouch, you button-holed me. That shit hurts!"
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1. To unload on or completely obliterate an adversary or enemy. A reference to the President launching a nuclear strike.
2. A female rubbing one out or getting one rubbed out
Mayweather fights in a style that doesn't let his opponents push the button.
When grandpa watches Fox News all day all he becomes cranky and mutters about pushing the button on those anti christian sand diggers.
When we stay with her parents at the cabin my girlfriend expects me to at least push the button when we go off to sleep.
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Put a couple drops of whiskey on a girls tits. Quickly, lite the fluid and let it burn. The resulting welt is a Whiskey Button.
Luke: wow what the hell was that scar on that girl's rack?
Matt: Ahh its the ol' whiskey buttons, that cock juggling thunder cunt!
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alternative way of describing your's or someone's belly button. best used when a persons stomach is so large and covered in fleshy rolls that the button is barely visible
There is a guy at work who always eats fast food, his stomach rolls are hiding his jelly-button.
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When you're in the position sixty-nine and one person decides to tongue jack your fart box and the other person puts a finger in the tongue jacker's butt to avoid having to reciprocate.
She started on the shaft, moved to the balls, and then proceeded to lick my butthole, so I "panic buttoned" her ass!
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