When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.
This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.
I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!
A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently forgets to do so.
I guess I'll run to the corner store to get some wine as the wine asshole strikes again.
A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.
Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.
when you dip you butt in wine and take a dump and some one drinks it
timmy: i love urban spine wine
The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping
I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.
A wine gun is a AK47 that you fill with wine mostly used at party’s.
Random dude: YO TIMMY COULD YOU PASS THE WINE GUN?
Timmy: I got you (proceeds to accidentally shoot him in the head)