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A person who cry's over everything saying they're still attached to their mothers tit
a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.
Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist
Similar to a night cap but with wine, usually moms or women. The wine helps them relax and unwind from their chaotic day, and prevents them from going full psycho bitch on their spouse or man friend because of a build up of resentment.
Neighbor Friend 1: Hey Jess want to have a wine cap on the porch?
Neighbor Friend 2: Yeah, Ill be down in a minute, I'm gonna need a bottle cap after the day i've had, i almost lost my shit on him.
Neighbor Friend 1: Oh, know what did he say/do?
This term is used when something is really not coture, and you would like to rant about it.
Wow, this toxic relationship really got me under, I would like to have a wine n rant
Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.
He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?
The sexual act of dressing up like an avocado for your partners enjoyment, any sexual act can be performed as long as they are in FULL avocado attire.
I just wanna go home and Cali-Wine tonight if that’s ok.
The act of dressing up like an avocado for a loved one! May be anything sexual as long as one person is dressed like an avocado.
Babe I just wanna Cali wine tonight please!