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You know the fucking vibes

I am a single queen you know the fucking vibes~ fuck men these days, fuck them all. They will hurt everyone feelings and fuck them all, but don’t forget to call me shawty or shorty or whatever you want or you can call m-

She’s just a single queen you know the fucking vibes.

by lesben October 12, 2019

45πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


fuck you in your mouth

Oral sex, espically very vigously

"I'm gunna fuck you in your mouth bitch."

"Okay hold up, let me tie my hair back"

by Evan916 September 29, 2006

87πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Lemme fuck you in the face

Basically means a man wants you to give him a blow job but him do all the work

Antonio was texting Rebecca and said lemme fuck you in the face

by Bella bat girls February 14, 2016


you really fucked the pooch on that one

To screw it up

You really fucked the pooch on that one!

by G-L-O-R-I-A March 6, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


happy fuck you year

Happy Fuck You Year is the appropriate saying to send to someone who was shitty to you in the past, and you have no desire to wish a 'happy' new year. It is especially appropriate for ex's. Gets the message across quickly in a a mean, slightly stinging manner.

Karen to BFF: My ex was such a jerk last year... Lying, dating other people... I sent him this sexy selfie at 12:01 am New Years Eve and said "Happy Fuck You Year !"

by Funny Moms December 31, 2016

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fuck You *Hang Up*

The only pure way to kill off a phone conversation with you having the last word.

John: You're a dick

George: Well, i fucked your Mum!

John: Fuck You *Hang Up*

by maybeyoushouldn'tbesorude September 28, 2009

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fuck you pay me

Response by an investment banking employee in response to a compliment from a superior. This is meant to convey that you are working for money not because you enjoy the meaningless analysis you do.

Superior: That was great work you did on this project
Junior Person: Fuck you pay me

by kayelen February 25, 2010

391πŸ‘ 211πŸ‘Ž