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A Subway Zombie is a ghoulish, unhealthy creature that begs for money using its smell and diseases as a weapon. Once a man or a woman, since years it's no longer human and never will be again. It lurks about at the subway area. Its clothes are torn and dirty, its long hair is felted, face and hands are covered with a patina of smut. Its always wide open eyes are rolling wildly deep in their cavities. It smells like a wet dog with an acrid smell of piss. Grunting it'll try to drive you into a corner with its outstretched claw, wanting your money. You'll give 10 bucks, fearing the glance of its eye, fearing its foul breath, fearing its blade like and broken greasy fingernails, fearing its unclean touch, while a pervert part of your brain shuddering realizes the several skin diseases of that Subway Zombie. "One touch of the filthy creature and you'll die of leprosy or much worse", is the only thing you're able to think till it's over.
Look Matt! What lucky beggars we are! The Subway Zombie is trying to drive a Japanese tourist into that left corner, let's escape the other way!, Darryl said gladly.
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Similar to a forest fire, a zombie fire is when a large horde of zombies catch fire. A zombie fire happens when a zombie horde is so close-knit that when one zombie catches on fire, the fire rapidly spreads to all the other zombies in the horde; just like kindling. The use of molotov cocktails on zombie hordes is a known cause of the zombie fire phenomenon.
"Hey, Phil, what took you so long?"
"We ran into a zombie fire on the way here. Someone must have thrown a molotov cocktail into the horde or something."
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When you go shopping for no reason and 'drift' around, but zombie drifting is when your hungover or half asleep and the only thing you can concentrate on is putting one foot infront of the other. one thing that can break a 'drift' is when someone says hello, where you can wither not reply (if your that zombiefyed) or reply with "halro" or some slurred version of hello and keep walking. The person that said hello usally think you dont like them.
Man I said hello to you yesterday and you said nothing to me, dont you like me or sumthin
Sorry dude i was Zombie drifting after we had that party
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zom-bee arm -noun : that thing that happens when you lay on your arm the wrong way, so that when you wake up, it's impossible to move.
It took me longer than usual to get ready, because I had zombie arm this morning.
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A Hoosier who is very closed minded and 100% follows Fox News, right wing news in general, or whatever strange things their local rural church preacher shouts from the pulpit.
The Corn Zombies are complaining because apparently, somehow, removing Aunt Jemima and other historically racially stereotypical and insensitive references inconveniences them.
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Easter Sunday.
Christ rose from the dead.
Anything that rises from the dead, is the walking un-dead.
Ergo, Christ is a Zombie.
Hence, Zombie Sunday
"What are you doing for Zombie Sunday this year?"
"Avoiding my family, drinking Spaten, and watching George A. Romero movies."
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A particularly menacing type of knife, could also be known as a zombie knife. Often used for gang warfare or knife crime
Yo man have you seen mans new zombie killer it’s huge mate
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