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Guy 3

A poor man starved from fame by those jerk offs Guy 1 and Guy 2

Guy 1: Yo man did you do destroy dick December last year?
Guy 2: Naw man, but you know I will this year.

Guy 3:

by Oofergang_God December 5, 2018

103๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


April 3

The day the hottest person was born

Person A: โ€œItโ€™s my 4th Persiaโ€™s teachers birthday today!โ€
Person B: โ€œhe must be hot! Itโ€™s April 3rd! Everyone born today is hotโ€

by My teacher is hot October 26, 2019

112๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doom 3

The world's most expensive flashlight simulator.

We lost power at my house while I was playing Doom 3; I didn't notice for 3 hours.

by type601 May 13, 2006

266๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sharon<3

sharon is the prettiest girl in the world sheโ€™s just so damn perfect and loved

yo who is that sheโ€™s gorgeous

thatโ€™s sharon<3

by opts March 25, 2021


November 3

National slap your short friends day

November 3 is national slap your short friends day

by Cottoncandy_ pigs October 29, 2019

29๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Step 3

The last step in a systematic and carefully devised cunning tripartite strategy.

Step 1: invade Iraq
Step 2: ?
Step 3: PROFIT!

by Malleus Dei December 4, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


3 december

A reference to the song โ€œHeatherโ€ by Conan Gray. In the lyrics he sings
โ€œI still remember third of December, me and your sweaterโ€
On 3 December you should switch/give a polyester sweater with/to someone.

โ€œHave my polyester shirtโ€
โ€œWhy?โ€
โ€œItโ€™s 3 December, you know, like the song?โ€
โ€œOh!โ€

by Fatgay December 2, 2020

71๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž