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-1) Broke, broken, busted, smashed, damaged, destroyed, crushed, non functioning, ruined, shattered, demolished, defective.
-2) When something no longer works.
~ "Amber was trying to masturbate last night, when her dildo shit the bed. So she called me, and asked if I would help her out."
~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!"
~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"
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when you drink too much and go to pass out, but the world is spinning on your drunken ass
fuckin eh, how did i end up on this carousel...i hate the bed spins
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to have fun on a bed like jumping up down with a partner
Oh god! They just break the bed in there. Timmy go call the cops.
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to tell someone to get in bed meaning you wat to have sex with them right now and it doesnt matter what bed it it
boy:"Get in bed"
girl:gets into bed
boy/girl:has sex
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Bed Cred is the reputation you gain among your peers for sexual prowess (or not, as the case may be). Bed cred is not gained only from bedroom sex, it can be gained from sex in a swimming pool, tennis court, or for extra points, bondage on ITV primetime, or other live tv shows. Interesting positions and/or use of equipment can get you extra cred, but size is the main factor - a 1 foot wonder will always beat a 1 inch wonder. Just remember, word has to get round, or no Bed Cred can be gained.
Josh lost almost all his bed cred when he split up with Jane and she admitted he only had 3 inches
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when a girl is such a big slut that she needs to feel tight latex around her skin and tits she lies in a vacum bed, vacums all the air out and feels the latex against her tits. Usually another person rubs her eroticly.
princess donna lay in a vacum bed for pleasure
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