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(noun) Substance that causes dollar bills to soften and become uncrispy. Usually transferred through direct contact with a stripper.
"Damn dude these bills feel new!"
"Fresh from the bank! No stripper booty grease."
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A command:
To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"
"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
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originating from the hit song "grease lightening", this is a phrase used when someone is about to score, typically said by an onlooker or friend.
ex: "awww Shane you gonna grease that lightening or what dude? cmon we need to get up to some munkay biznaz"
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A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.
Ma'am, we've examined the body. It appears that your son died from... Greased Lightning.
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A Person with an oily face. Sometimes accompanied with acne.
"hey, do U know that kid Victor? He's got a grease Face."
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most dirtiest, greasiet , nastiest person you know
that cretin is such a grease-monkey
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Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”
I gave his mom a greased cookie sheet last night