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A disorder that affects A disorder that affects bad, stuborn and inexperienced drummers. Only symptom is gripping drum sticks with a closed fist close to the butt of the stick while you drum. The only cure is to listen to Jazz
Bob: "Hey, you've got a bad case of drummer's death grip"
Justin Beiber: "This is the way I always drum"
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An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.
"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"
" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"
" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"
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When your having sex with a co-worker and she grabs your ass- The woman is usually independent and would be classified as a go-getter
After cocktails with the client last night Megan gave me the career woman grip in the men's bathroom. She's such a cougar.
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The act of masturbating into a fish tank while your lover removes hairs from your asshole with a weedwhacker.
"Man, I was with this chick, and all I wanted to do was grip it, flip it, rip it.
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A tremendous amount. More than a "grip."
That's a grip on the grain of people.
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When you are about to get it on. Grab the shoulders of the one you're getting it on with as a handle and start thrusting.
Steve gave Kelly the old grip and rip last night behind the dumpster.
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The art of applying your brand spanking new cricket bat grip with your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white grips, due to an increased risk of staining.
Little Boy: Daddy, can you help me put the grip on my new cricket bat?
Mike Atherton: Of course son, it wouldn't be the first time i've used an anal grip appliance.
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