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Woah, you have a huge milk hotel are your back. That milk hotel has no vacancy.
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this is a secondary item for the scout class in tf2
when the scout used it on a enemy they will be coated in the mad milk effect
when somone is coated in mad milk nothing will happen to them but everyone who damages them will get a percentage of the damage as health
if a spy is coated in it and tries to cloak they will still be visible due to the dripping effect of the mad milk
scout1: i will coat them all in mad milk
teamate whos low hp: ok ill go in and heal
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When you are lazy and you have a big hunk of cheese then it rots and rots and get pushed to the back of the fridge, where is pulverized and mashed into a fine smoothie of rotten cheese or Cheese Milk
Kid: Dad wheres the cheese you bought a year ago.
Dad: Im sorry son, It turned into cheese milk and ruined the fridge
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post-coital cunnilingus
After laying some serious pipe with Amanda, she was still horny so I foamed the milk a little bit.
During vaginal intercourse, the female produces a filmy, white lubricant. Upon completion, applying the lips, tongue, and mouth to the vagina is an act known as 'foaming the milk'.
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When you pull out of a girls vagina because you stupidly aren't wearing a condom, and you blow your nuts all over her tummy, and the cum drips down into her belly button and creates the proverbial "bowl of milk".
JoeSchmo: "I was banging Susie Q without a condom... and i pulled out and cummed on her timmy...and it made a Bowl Of Milk!"
JohnDoe: "Your a freaking genius."
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When your semen is very thin, So thin it is actually a liquid and its wholesome enough to serve to someone as a drink.
Sherry doesn't know this but I actually slipped some dick milk in her cup. Its hard to notice it but she isn't actually drinking a vanilla milk shake.
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The milk man is your friend. He has been neglected for all too long. He served you well for many a years and was replaced my shoprite and gas stations. He can only sit at home and not delived milk for so long. He will become angered one day and you will all be sorry for putting him out of his fulfilling job.
The milk man is fuckin pissed.
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