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Coffee More Minutes

The amount of time, varying from instant coffee to a drip pot, it takes to make coffee.

Mom: Get Up!

Teenager: Is coffee ready?

Mom: Not Yet!

Teenager: Wake me up in Coffee More Minutes

by JesseCPK September 2, 2012


last minute panicees

Women in their late 20s and at the beginning of their 30s, who are single and start panicking that they will end up alone. So they desperately search for a man and hence substantially lower their utopian high quality standards in order to eventually enter into a relationship with a man to save their future.

Boy yesterday I went to this club and I met one of these last minute panicees. She was so desperately in need and I already could sense the panic that she will end up alone, that even though I was drunk as hell she gave me her number in order to see me again.

Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.

by Ramon1512 February 16, 2013


5 minute crafts

Crafts that take take more than 5 minutes. And are also useless.

Tik Tok 5 minute crafts are useless

by dont steal me fruit loops November 9, 2021


7 Minutes in Heaven

7 minutes in heaven is a game where it's usually played at teen parties. How you play this game is by: Go inside a room, lock it, go into a closet, and do whatever you like. You can kiss, hug, cuddle, or even make out. It's all up to you.

Nari: I'm going to Leon's party tomorrow. He's hosting a game called 7 Minutes in Heaven. They say it's a fun game, I'm so excited to play it.

by jijijijinsoul September 26, 2022


10 minutes of freedom

the last ten minutes of lunch when you have finished your lunch and can do you can whatever you want before you have to go back to class

"10 minutes of freedom!" i can do whatever i want

by doses13 December 13, 2016


Four Minute Seat

Having sex with a girl until you are done

I picked up this girl from the bar last night, we went to her house for a four minute seat. I didnt even take off my pants.

by Michael Geico August 30, 2010


last minute annie

someone who leaves things to the very last minute, often the night before a deadline.

why haven’t you finished that essay yet it’s due in 20 minutes! you’re such a last minute annie

by penisface :) August 28, 2018