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Muscle car

Usually American. These big, powerful cars are only given to police detectives from the 1970s and by law, must take turns sideways. Special coating means that despite hitting everything from traffic signs to trash cans in high speed chases, no scrapes or dents ever happen.

Starsky and Hutch, Bullit, The Professionals, Life on Mars Etc. all include muscle cars

by pigeons99 June 25, 2012


Bastard Car

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.

Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.

by TheDanny385 February 19, 2011


car stuffing

fitting more than the number of intended passengers in a small car (may include 1 or more people riding in the trunk and driving in circles to confuse them)

hey i need a ride
okay but I'm already taking 6 people
whoooo car stuffing

by tri-stand da B0$$ August 30, 2012


Car train

When a bunch of cars get stuck behind one slow moving car on a one lane road, the resulting pile up is called a car train.

Person 1: Hey we're making good time, we should be there in one hour!

Person 2: Fuck, there's a car train with ten cars up ahead.

Person 1: Shit, now it's going to be two hours -_-

by linkage1992 January 21, 2012


car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.

Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!

by Laine La Vain March 12, 2011


Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown

Ethan is a plumber of cars.

by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023


Car hillbilly

A hillbilly who is addicted to the animated pixar trilogy Cars

I know a car hillbilly. Send help.

by Space Saturn Bitch March 30, 2021