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Occasional spokesperson for President Dominic Cummings of the United Kingdom.
Is Boris Johnson going to do the briefing this time or will we have to attribute it to "Downing Street source" again?
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When someone takes a shit on another person's chin, typically of, but is not limited to the opposite sex. This can occur before or after sex.
I took a hot johnson on that bitch last night
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Many Lesbian's name for thier strap-on or dildo.
We named our strap-on Mr. Johnson after reading the name of our lubricant, Doc Johnson.
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1. one of the most amazing musicians in the world, also a surfer who used to ride for Quicksilver, he was born in Hawaii and he made 2 of the greatest surf films ever: september sessions, and thicker than water. also hes really hottttt and awesome.....
it would be awesome if i got to chill backstage with JACK JOHNSON when i go to his show in september
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the act in which one has 3 sluts, 2 sluts spinning with there cunts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last slut spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson
"last night I was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the bitches thought they were honourary globe trotters."
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THE VERY BEST DESIGNER BRAND EVER!!!!! next to juicy that is. kinda overpriced but for people with taste and high fashion!!
PERSON 1: hey i love ur shoes whered you get them?
PERSON 2: o theyre betsey johnson, brand new!!!
PERSON 1: no way im SOOOOOOO jealous!!
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Full blown tori, currently botching up the country as all prime ministers tend to. He’s got a mop as a haircut and is basically trumps twin. They are like tweedle Dee and tweedle dum.
person 1: look he’s making a right Boris Johnson out of that barbecue
Person2: I know everything’s burning to ashes
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