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they make you run faster and jump higher, but you will still suck at basketball.
WHAT ARE THOSE?! Air Juans bitch.
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You say to your friends, "Ya'll wanna get air played?" and then when they answer you leave the room acting like you are getting something. Meanwhile, your accomplice turns on the apple tv. When you are out of the room, take your iPhone and turn on air play, connect, and turn "mirroring" ON. Go to your phones camera and place your finger over the camera lens while also in the act of pulling your pants down. Slowly remove your finger from the lens and next thing you know, everyone in the TV room is wondering why in the hell there is a penis on the tv screen. When they look around, they will see everyone has clothes on in the room and think their air play has been hacked.
Last night, Michael wanted to get air played, and in the end he thoroughly enjoyed his experience.
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Air-Pump
When a person (male or female) places their lips upon a mans anus and use their hands (or feet if skills are at an advanced level) to jack the man off. The man must fart into the persons mouth before he ejaculates otherwise there is a "leak" in the air pump.
Steve really enjoys his hand jobs, but once in awhile he loves to get a good air-pump in.
Cindy tried the air-pump on Dave, but she couldn't work it hard enough and he filled her up like a balloon.
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Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.
They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.
Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.
Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.
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The act of Person A ejaculating onto Person B from an aerial position
Marcus performed an Air Strike by leaping high into the air and releasing his load upon the unsuspecting boy's face.
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A sexual act where 5 or more men all do the "helicopter dick" in synchronization.
Person 1: "Did you hear what the football team have been doing in the changing rooms lately?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I've heard that they are putting on an Air Show"
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The Air Force's mission is to fly, fight, and win, and have been doing so since 1947. While only 4% of the Air Force are piolots, it takes a lot more people than you'd think to get those planes off the ground.
An equal force in the DoD. Given the chance Air Force personel could and are playing an effective role on the frontline, having assumed the responsibility of convoy guards.
The branch with the best food, living conditions, education, post-military opportunities, and women.
The Air Force spend almost 100 times more money on education of it's troops that the Marines, Army, and Navy put together.
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