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Involves a bucket of ice, salt, a polar bear (a black bear if you are not able to obtain a polar bear), and a 7 iron.......one man lies on his back with penis erect the other places an ice cube on top of the erect penis and tee's off with the 7 iron....while this is occurring another person lies spread eagle with anus accessible...another person then begins to jack off counting out his strokes.....if said golfer is able to hit the ice cube off the erect penis and get a "hole" in one into the anus the the golfer will recieve a blumpkin from trig palin, if they get an eagle they will recieve a screaming seagull from an acutual seagull, a birdie will result in the golfer getting to take a dip in the pool with casey anthony while playing with chloroform, if said golfer gets a par they must do a mesa verde mudslide off of whoopie goldberg, if they bogey the person will receive a ride on the thriller express....if said golfer fails to get the ice cube into the anus before the member of the group jacking off "erupts" or said ice cube melts the golfer must put salt on their penis and let the polar bear lick the salt off with the risk of said bear ripping of said penis off in a rage of fury.
Nolan just got a hole in one by teeing off with his 7 iron off of ian's penis into timothy's asshole! he now can get a blumpkin from trig palin! He just pulled of the perfect Alaskan Tiger Woods!
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When a man cums in a womans mouth while recieving head and the cum is still inside of her mouth the man goes behind her pulls her hair back and whispers he has an std causing the cum to squirt out of the womans nose.
Joe came in Annas mouth and told her he had AIDS causing her to do the alaskan ice dragon.
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a sexual act in which one person puts ice cubes in the others ass and then blows inside.
Darrel loves to get an Alaskan wind tunnel from his sister Karen.
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Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!
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The act of taking a Popsicle, and using it as a dildo in your partners anus. Once the Popsicle has melted in the anus, you proceed to have anal intercourse until you spunk in the anal cavity. Once the spunkage has stopped you proceed to suck the sweet and salty mixture out of your partners anus.
"yo bro i was gonna rail my girl last night and she turned around on me and told me to give her a Alaskan Bull Worm"
"wtf is an alaskan bull worm?"
"You DONT wanna know"
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The act of shitting In a condom, freezing it, then using it as a sex toy.
That guy made a huge Alaskan frozen pipe!
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The Alaskan Fleshlight is any short of object intended to cool your dick as you fuck it. It could be a wet sponge in a pool noddle. It could be a water balloon filled with cold water.
When I was in college, I got so lonely and hot I had to create my own Alaskan Flesh-light for my own enjoyment and to cool off.
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