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You will need lube if you have a alien cock
I have a big alien cock so big it can break you
The celebration of Mexican heritage in the city of Cuntakempay where 47 illegal homeless, starving, smelly, poor, and thick, mexican four year olds try to outrun eight horny and sexually frustrated Amish predators on horseback with wonder woman’s lasso of truth.
Hey Frank what are you doing on Sunday?
Frank: I think I’m gonna throw on The day of Aliens vs Predators, it’s streaming on ESPN
That feeling you get when you are hella drunk and the world is spinning and you feel like you are being taken up by a UFO.
Bro 1: Dude how drunk were you last night?
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.
Not knowing what something is.
"God is an alien, dude!"
Jimmy had a fear of aliens.
We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.
Oh, Today it is the Alien's National day!
A pretty decent show on Comedy Central. Although it didn't live up to be like South Park just like Drawn Together, it still had some pretty good episodes.
It says in the opening that 3 aliens were2 sent by their boss to study Earth's most average guy. Their subject: Jeff. To see if Earth is worth preserving or obliterating.
Person #1: What should we watch? South Park or Drawn Together?
Person #2: How about Jeff And Some Aliens?
Person #1: What's that?
Person #2: It's different from those 2 shows. It's actually pretty funny.
the guy who called his friend a pedophile with ImAllexx and Bionic Pig
"hey, who's the guy who called Zaptie a pedo?"
"Elvis the Alien?"