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A bomb ass footballer who sacrificed starting a game to slay Manchester United on his debut for Southampton and lives on as Saint Charlie. Also a legend for QPR, and is friends with English legend Joey Barton. Probably the biggest inspiration to younger footballers who want to make it big.
"Did you see Charlie Austin? He's amazing!"
Austin Simmons's are normally very attractive; with above average penis. They are your ladies men. They stay loyal during relationships and doesn't flirt/talk to any other females. Almost all of them have nice beards.
I wish I had an Austin Simmons as a boyfriend!
He is so awesome and cute every girl likes him. He is the best hockey in the world. Coolest guy. A fucking beauty. Can party hard
Austin stone is awesome
A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.
"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"
"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."
"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"
Austin Jorgensen also knowed as Dingaling or LOVEBRADgames is a indie game developer that created the RPG game called Lisa: The Painful and the sequel Lisa: The Joyful.
+Hey i used to play games of LOVEBRADgames
-Who is him?
+It's Austin Jorgensen
-Oh
When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.
The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.