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Inside sales is for lackluster salesmen with no enthusiasm or potential to become better people or advance their careers. They’re basically bitches to real account executives.
Person 1; wow you are so dumb
Person 2; *proceeds to take stuff as inside jokes and definitions*
A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5
Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
when someone’s vagina is literally inside-out and the pinkish part is flipped over
have you the photo… she has an inside-out coochie”
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Freelancing in a coffee shop and stealing two sips of coffee from each cup. Like Insider trading, it's "insider sipping" :D
I am ultra broke and can't afford a coffee. So, I started working in a coffee shop as barista for insider sipping!
Meaning: To feel no emotions and have depression to the point where you will commit suicide
Eg:
Depressed person: I feel dead inside, sir.
Therepist: That's because you are lonely and depressed.
Doing a #2 in a public urinal.
From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."