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Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped
Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.
A brutal anal pounding by a German
Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.
a combination of fictional literature and analytical readings.
oh i just finished my lit anal!
A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.
Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.
when you put a cantaloupe, watermelon, pumpkin, covered in mayonnaise, in that order.
wanna come over and help me with an anal snowman
When a hurricane passes by you on the coast, but circles back and comes in the back door.
Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!
The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.
Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"