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anal trapezoid

Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped

Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.

by Official if Tony September 21, 2022


Anal Blitzkrieg

A brutal anal pounding by a German

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.

by Benjo82 February 11, 2019


lit anal

a combination of fictional literature and analytical readings.

oh i just finished my lit anal!

by LOVEpuppies100 May 03, 2017


Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.

Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

by Aaddam August 19, 2012


anal snowman

when you put a cantaloupe, watermelon, pumpkin, covered in mayonnaise, in that order.

wanna come over and help me with an anal snowman

by snowman410 November 02, 2022


Hurricane Anal

When a hurricane passes by you on the coast, but circles back and comes in the back door.

Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!

by Urban humor October 06, 2016


anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 29, 2016