Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)
Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though
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Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker
What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.
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I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive
OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****
Kayne Simon is a person that’s plays video games and is kind and beautiful will always help One another and will give them there last piece of gum no questions ask. This person is an indoor but will do anything with you at any time. This person is charming to all lady’s almost every girl falls for him this person is stunning.
Charming Kayne Simon YEET gaming
When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.
Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.
Simon and his posh wanker tits
Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon