August 18th

This person don't give an actual fuck about nobody, he/ she is a natural born badass. Finding love is very difficult. This person just needs the right person in their life. This person is single!!

August 18th bitch!. I'm a LEO...Fuck you

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August 15

Nominate a girl to control your day and u must do what ever she says

Ruby:Slap Your self
Ethan:Tf no
Ruby:Obey your master today is obey a girl day August 15

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August 24

August 24 is where we celebrate Kobe and his daughter For everything they’ve done by supporting fans and family and friends

Hey what’s today:
You: August 24 national Kobe day

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August 23

National grab ass day. The day where everyone goes out and grabs some booty

Yo it’s August 23 let’s go grab some booty

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August school

The process of starting the regular school year in August. School used to start in September (after Labor Day) until some fanatical teachers decided that maybe it'd be a good idea to start school before Labor Day. Many inconsiderate, unloving parents agreed with these wicked teachers and it wasn't long before the crimes started being committed all over the United States. Now some schools begin as early as the first week of August.

Kid #1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kid #2: What's the problem?
Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.
Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!
Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!
Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!

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August 16th

The birthdate of someone cruel and foul mouthed, and can’t control their anger. Takes it out other people they are very bitchy calling you names and take their anger out on you and will most likely fake depression

girl: you wanker
other girl: you must be born on August 16th

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august baby

An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes

Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit

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