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Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS)

When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.

Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*

by Lupegirl July 8, 2011

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Did I drive you away

When u think ur the reason the person is leaving/left, thinking its all your fault, news flash, it isn't, if they dont want to stay, dont hold onto them, its for the best

A: Did I drive you away?
M: what do u mean?
A: was i the reason u left?

by December 19, 2021

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FLY AWAY MY LITTLE AKUMA

Something hawkmoth always fucking says every single time he sends an akuma to akumatize someone EVEN THOUGH HE WON'T FUCKING BEAT LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR BUT HE'S A DUMBA-

"Fly away my little Akuma, and evilize them!"

by Deadn't June 3, 2021

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Run away global warming

The state of the world as it is now where the world keeps getting hoter and hoter. It has been proven that if all carbon dioxide emission were to stop right now the world would contune to get warmer and it would take a thousand years for it to get back to normal. But as more carbon dioxide goes into the air it makes global warming go farward even faster. The world is getting warmer at a rate faster than computer models have predicted. There is now no ice in the artic ocean in the summer. It has been predicted that if it contunes in years to come the amazon rainforest will die first turn to grass land then to desert. The growing belts in the U.S. that grows a large part of the world's food will vanish and a global famine will result which will cause massive fighting between nations as they struggle for the limited food and water supply. With the politcal state of the world a nuclear war is not out of the question.
You have been warned. Hear me now believe me later.

Can we stop run away global warming?

by Deep blue 2012 April 1, 2010

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Get away from my buddhism

1. to have a lot of sketchy sex.

2. To cheat on your wife with many women.

(Made popular by Tiger Woods' interview with Tom Rinaldi explaining why he cheated on his wife)

"Jesse James really got away from his Buddhism these last few years. What a player!"

"Ty's bachelor party is gonna have so many skanks floating around. I'm definitely gonna get away from my Buddhism for a weekend."

by buster chestnutz March 28, 2010

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Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. โ€œGo and take your face for a shitโ€ in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

by Strathclyder April 2, 2022


Away fans pint and stuff lmao

A way of saying you have no friends.

Not everyone is obessed with away fans pint and stuff lmao

by Tomw3465 February 13, 2022