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When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'
Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)
Put it together fast and you get it! :D
Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!
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An unpleasant term for the result of Year 7s going out. ussually stop after a couple of weeks, but in many circumstances stays there for the whole time. sometimes the term "awkward silence syndrome" is used.
Jeff: hey Dave, how's it going with you and Emma?
Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.
Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.
Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.
Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......
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When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man pulls out and as he does this the woman crowns a poo but manages to catch it before it goes on to the bed ( making it look like the turtle has stuck his head seen its awkward and then went back inside its shell)
*John pulls out*
*Sarah crowns poo*
sarah: ooo i think i just awkward turtled
John: oooo you didnt want that
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In an awkward situation, ball one hand into a fist, and hold in on top of the other, which will wiggle its fingers. This is an awkward jellyfish.
Someone asks the teacher, "when's the baby due," and they're not pregnant, it's time for an awkward jellyfish.
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1. a phrase accompanied with a hand motion (one hand is placed on top if another palms down and thumbs out) to illustrate an awkward moment
2. turtles having sex
I was sitting in my room talking to Mike one night and I look over to find that my baby turtles are having sex. AWKWARD TURTLE!!
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When you're in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. You have averted another awkward situation by creating the AWKWARD BEAVER!
Cousin of the awkward turtle
4 coworkers in kitchen at work:
co-worker 1: What are you putting in those eggs?
co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.
co-worker 3: In America do people call female genitalia a beaver?
co-workers 1 and 2: **AWKWARD Beaver** um.. maybe I guess
co-worker 4 (CEO): (leaves)
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An overused phrased that used to be funny; and even that is stretching it. Mainly used among "Teens" ranging from 10-16 or so.
Person 1- Wow I'm such an awkward potato! LOL
Person 2- Please, that saying got old very fast. If you could kindly find a different phrase and overuse it.
Person 1- Okay! I'll tell everyone about The Fox!
Person 2- *Grunts and gives up*
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