When you pop an asscherry in extreme heat. The O ringis so hot it's dry and toasted, the resulting aftermath looks like kaya (an Indonesian jam) spread over a bagel.
Damn man, I assfucked the missus for the first time while on vacation in Florida, during a heat wave. Ended up having an Indonesian Bagel Bust for brunch.
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slang for a white man's asshole
"omg ronnie you totally ate out archie's bagel last night"
"of course, i love a white mans bagel"
The act of putting wax a bagel, letting it dry, then proceding to spread cream cheese around the hole and raping the bagel.
The man was lonely, so he made himsef a Brazilian Dirty Bagel.
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When you have a bagel hidden in your pocket.
Friend 1: Hey man, I'm hungry!
Friend 2: I have a Bagel In My Wagel!
Friend 1: You're my hero!
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a girl who has an infection also known as crabs in her vagina or hairy toto!
damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto
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This process is long and hard so listen up. First you must find a sesame bagel (no other bagel will work) and cover it in cream chesse. Then, while having sexualy intercourse (man or woman will work), push the bagel in the anus until the anus is completely destroyed, or until the anus is flaming red with pink on the outside. After the anal seducing, take the bagel out of the anus, then enjoy. For the best possible results, use a woman.
I gave my girl friend a sesame bottom bagel, but i used a popy bagel and the popies wouldnt come out for 2 weeks.
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yet another euphemism for female masturbation
you need an example? well, good luck then with buttering your bagel. you're gonna need it.
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