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“No Bathroom Breaks” is a word only used by someone who is in their late 40s and is probably going to go no where in their life.
Student 1: Sir, May I please go the bathroom... I got to shit.
Teacher 1: No Bathroom Breaks.
Student 1: *shits bricks on teachers keyboard while singing “Rockstar” by Postmalone*
The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.
I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.
When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.
Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!
Anyone with 3 bathrooms is a rich person no matter what they say.
Izzy- We have 3 bathrooms
Dan- Wow you’re rich
Izzy- No we’re not
Dan- Yeah you are. What do you need 3 bathrooms for??
Izzy- One for disabled people downstairs, one for us upstairs and then my parents sexy en-suite bathroom
Dan- Damn that’s a lot of bathrooms
'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.
Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."
Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.
"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"
Doing cocaine in the bathroom
"Hey dude, you wanna go do some cookie money in the bathroom?"