Random
Source Code

Shit the Bed

-1) Broke, broken, busted, smashed, damaged, destroyed, crushed, non functioning, ruined, shattered, demolished, defective.

-2) When something no longer works.

~ "Amber was trying to masturbate last night, when her dildo shit the bed. So she called me, and asked if I would help her out."

~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!"

~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"

by RJames1185 May 11, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


bed spins

when you drink too much and go to pass out, but the world is spinning on your drunken ass

fuckin eh, how did i end up on this carousel...i hate the bed spins

by p-block September 8, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


break the bed

to have fun on a bed like jumping up down with a partner

Oh god! They just break the bed in there. Timmy go call the cops.

by marmar1342 February 29, 2016

20๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit the bed

To really mess something up.

"damn, jake got fired,He really shit the bed"

by Jamie Yates July 13, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


get in bed

to tell someone to get in bed meaning you wat to have sex with them right now and it doesnt matter what bed it it

boy:"Get in bed"
girl:gets into bed
boy/girl:has sex

by SexInBed June 15, 2014

14๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bed Cred

Bed Cred is the reputation you gain among your peers for sexual prowess (or not, as the case may be). Bed cred is not gained only from bedroom sex, it can be gained from sex in a swimming pool, tennis court, or for extra points, bondage on ITV primetime, or other live tv shows. Interesting positions and/or use of equipment can get you extra cred, but size is the main factor - a 1 foot wonder will always beat a 1 inch wonder. Just remember, word has to get round, or no Bed Cred can be gained.

Josh lost almost all his bed cred when he split up with Jane and she admitted he only had 3 inches

by Little_Meep March 21, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


vacum bed

when a girl is such a big slut that she needs to feel tight latex around her skin and tits she lies in a vacum bed, vacums all the air out and feels the latex against her tits. Usually another person rubs her eroticly.

princess donna lay in a vacum bed for pleasure

by Right NUT February 3, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž